Ten Commandments And The Lost Hat

That idiot judge that decided to throw out 4 of the 10 commandments reminded me of a Joke. Seems there was a man who showed up for church one Sunday morning and sat in the very back looking somewhat nervous. The preacher's sermon was on the ten commandments that morning and the man seemed intensely interested and sat through the entire service and seemed very content when it was over and went to the preacher and thanked him, telling him his sermon on the ten commandments had really helped him because he had come in to the church that morning only because he had lost his hat and intended to leave early and steal a hat from the hat rack at the back of the church where the men hung their hats but upon hearing the sermon on the ten commandments he changed his mind. The preacher was quite happy at the man's change of heart and asked "was it the commandment about Thou Shalt Not Steal that helped you?" "No" the man said, "it was Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, when you read that one I remembered where I left my hat." Anyway, throwing out any of the ten commandments might be a bad idea, you never know when one of them will come in handy. clarlarc