Your Loved One's Death Was Probably Caused By Republicans

A new law has been added to the books according to the DEMOCRATS and it is as follows: Any person in charge of another person that ends the employment of that person, regardless of reason, is guilty of murder if that person or that person's spouse dies from cancer even if their death occurs years after the job termination occurred, and even if, the person with cancer had his/her own health insurance and whose death was in no way related to, caused by, or even remotely influenced by, the actions of the person accused of murder. What this new law means is that anyone who dies from cancer and has a spouse that has lost his/her job within the last few years has not died of natural causes but has been MURDERED by the person who fired his/her spouse. cjpost