Social Network Perverts

I wonder what the Secret Service agent was thinking when he posted his vulgar, not to mention totally unprofessional, facebook post about ogling lustfully at Sarah Palin telling God and everyone that his penis controls his brain to such a degree that any embarrassment to self, family, friends and company takes a back seat for his need to lust in an exhibitionist manner and let everyone know the most sordid details of thoughts that ooze from his slimy brain and for what? What does one expect the reward for this behavior will be. Does he think women are impressed by perverts? Maybe he thinks his family or friends will be impressed? If that were the case, they must be quite a bunch but I doubt that is it. I think it is more likely the recent phenomenon deployed by those street corner raincoat flasher types who, since the advent of the social networks, find they can expose their nakedness to the entire world instantly with little effort. This allows them to destroy themselves with their abhorrent displays much more efficiently. clarlarc

Liberal Charitable Giving Embarrassingly Pathetic

Joe Biden the 2nd most powerful liberal in the US manages to scrape up on average $369.00 per year to give as charitable contributions to his fellow man. This is pathetic and embarrassing beyond belief. The next time some brain dead retard tells you the republicans don't care about the poor please don't waste your breath trying to explain reality to them. When it is so glaringly obvious that the exact opposite is true, any that would argue the point are delusional. clarlarc

Rebublican VP Pick Will Determine Next President

A major factor for the possibility of Romney becoming the next president will be his pick for vice president. Perot would have become president in '92 if he had picked anyone other than someone who could not remember to turn his hearing aid on at important times. Clinton won in '92 because Perot split the conservative vote and because Bush picked Quayle and because Clinton picked Gore. In '96 Clinton had done everything one could do to give the republicans the presidency and they ran two sure to loose, Dole and Kemp. Dole could have won if he had picked a better VP candidate. In 2000, Bush won because he picked Cheney but Gore lost because he picked Lieberman. In 2004 Kerry could have at least done a lot better with anyone other than Edwards. 2008 saw the first time a Vice Presidential candidate became the only reason republicans stood any chance at all after picking the worst possible presidential contender and at the same time the other parties presidential contender picked the worst possible VP but because he was the exact opposite, not-black, not clean, not articulate, not good looking it worked out. The person Romney picks as VP could very well and probably will, determine who will be the next president of the United States. clarlarc

Spending More Solves Spending Problem

Bush wrecked the economy and Obama inherited a disaster that he has been working tirelessly to fix, adding $4 Trillion to the debt in the process but all the numbers are still going the wrong direction despite his best efforts. I think he must be on to something and we should give him another 4 years. Let him add how ever many trillions more he needs and he can pull it off. Putting a republican in office would probably mean cutting spending and I just can not see how that would work, when you have a spending problem just spend more, everyone knows this. clarlarc

Lazy News Media

The stupid news media has not been doing their job recently. I have failed to see a news story about some minority kid innocently skipping along with his skittles and ice tea when one of us racist white people attacks him. There's supposed to be 46 murders per day in this country. Hasn't there been at least one since the Skittle Kid Killer that could be tweeked to fit the left wing's agenda of race war politics? clarlarc

I Need To Get With The Program

The president was reading my mind when he trotted out the Buffet Rule Tax. Anyone making $250K + per year should pay a lot more in taxes, even if it will make no difference other than harm the economy. Sure, the government employees and agencies, such as the GSA, that get this money were just caught wasting it like there's no tomorrow but I refuse to play politics and demand someone learn to spend money properly before I give them more. And when our president created his little class warfare scheme to draw attention away from his inability as chief CEO of those under his control to have at least a hint of respect for those that pay their salaries I could say putting more money in your bank while you leave the back door open and your employees are stealing it by the truck load makes no sense but that would probably be an ignorant observation from someone who has little understanding of how government works. clarlarc

Responsible Budget Proposal Is Evil According To Democrats

Paul Ryan put his latest budget on the table and the president and all the democrats call him the devil incarnate about to take the food from the mouths of children while he is sprinting to a cliff's edge pushing your terrified, wheelchair bound grandma to her demise. This is so comically absurd that it is hard to believe people are stupid enough to buy into it but unfortunately it works great. Democrats know about half the people are retards who can be motivated through fear whether real or fantasy, these people don't know what's going on and never will. Few understand that Ryan's budget would only reduce the increase in future spending also known as devastating spending cuts by democrats. Few understand that democrats could offer a budget of their own, which they haven't for years, and engage the process and at least make an effort to do something to reduce the massive debt that is about to push us all over the cliff soon. clarlarc

Houses Divided

Our country is split into two camps, conservative and liberal. Our differences have become sharper and more divisive over recent times and especially so as the democratic party became under the control of the most radical elements within its ranks and with the flight of its moderate wing to republican or independent camps the need to attract even those once considered unacceptably extreme became a reality for survival. This creates basically two countries living one inside the other with irreconcilable differences and is reminiscent of what theoretical physicists refer to as a parallel dimension where there is a world right next to you that can not be seen, except ours can be seen. In the theoretical sciences world these two worlds merging would be catastrophic and most believe that our politically split world will eventually explode in some similar fashion. Perhaps we should split the country into two halves now to avoid the inevitable if nothing is done. clarlarc

Newest Comedy, GSA Vegas Vacation

Few people have ever heard of the GSA or even know what it is or what it does but might have seen it in the news recently because of the million dollar GSA Vegas Vacation Scandal. It is simply mind boggling any government agency could be so contemptuous of us and so unconcerned with our massive debt, not to mention totally oblivious to the potential repercussions of such unrestrained behavior that something this stupid could possibly happen. Our president has been found likewise pathetic as he is the CEO of the government and considering how a couple years ago he warned financial institutions that they should not take federal bailout money then waste money taking trips to Vegas. Apparently wasting money is the government's job, not the private sector. clarlarc

They Could Not Do What They Do If They Had Their Way

Liberals never cease to entertain, amaze and confound us in so many self-destructive ways. Their hatred and loathing, as famous sex addict Bill Clinton termed it, of the military is being made evident currently in the feminist's war on Katy Perry's pro military video. It is a sad testament to one's lack of common sense when the very entity which makes the ultimate sacrifice to ensure liberty and freedom to all is itself thought of as evil. These sick minded spoiled little insignificant brats could never exist in any other environment without the protection they have now in the very environment they wish to destroy. clarlarc

President Makes Wise Move

The answer to why Obama took the lead in speaking to the Sandra (Free Birth Control) Fluke rather than letting his attack dog Joe (The F-Bomber) Biden was made abundantly clear yesterday when he (Biden) referred to Scott Community College President Dr. Teresa Paper as Dr. Pepper. Knowing that a Freudian slip in the mind of a man who has shown no ability to deliver a speech without mind-boggling gaffs along with his love and frequent use of the f-word was a disaster guaranteed to happen if he were allowed to speak about this situation he has been kept muzzled on this one. clarlarc

Female Dummies Who Knew?

On the news this morning they said the government is now using female crash test dummies. I never knew dummies had a sex. I wonder what the difference is. Knowing our government they probably put lipstick on some of the dummies, charge us taxpayers a couple thousand more, and claim they are female dummies. clarlarc

How The Government Provides Free Stuff

A woman at a Mitt Romney town hall meeting the other day told him she wanted free birth control. Mitt handled it well but this being a teachable moment I thought, "how would I have handled an idiot's demands of this nature" and came up with my version which would go something like; after the woman demanded free birth control I would have said "You know, you are right" then went directly to her with one of my secret service agents and told her "This guy works for the government, he has a gun, now point to the person in this audience that you want me to have him take the money from that will pay for your free birth control because if you are demanding free birth control this is exactly how the government provides free stuff." clarlarc

Higher Gas Prices Helps Democrats

As long as democrats take 40% of the oil companies profits you can be sure as long as they remain in power they will do everything possible to make sure those profits are as high as possible. clarlarc

Supply And Demand Has Nothing To Do With Anything

This president is an economic whiz kid genius. He has created a magical world where the laws of supply and demand no longer apply. We know this because as he has choked off supply of oil it has had no effect on the price of gasoline. Sure, the price of gasoline has doubled since he took over, but it has nothing to do with him, it is just coincidence. Remember, start using the president's new economic model, stop using the old supply and demand model, that is so out-dated. Gas prices have doubled since he took over because greedy oil companies raised their prices for no reason other than making money. clarlarc

Just Lie To Get Your Way

In 2008 Obama said that under his cap and trade system that electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket. The idea was by capping greenhouse gases coal and other power plants would be forced to retro-fit their operations to meet the new standards which would cost them lots of money and they would recover their costs from us in the form of skyrocket electric bills but we would be better off because this action would save the planet even though we would all go broke in the process. This admission by Obama is an example of the arrogant liberal so enamored by his own brilliance that he believes he can tell us he is fooling us to do something for our own good because we are too stupid to do things his way and knows he is so superior to us that he doesn't mind exposing his subterfuge because we are powerless to stop him somewhat reminiscent of Mondale admitting he would raise taxes when debating Reagan. Whether it was sheer arrogance or stupidity when Obama admitted the use of devious methods to get what he wants was perfectly acceptable the question became why anyone would trust such a person? clarlarc