Monday, December 19, 2011

Like Father, Like Son, Hopefully Not.

Thinking about the death of kim jung ev-il and North Korea I am reminded of how skillful he was at playing our liberal presidents like the proverbial stradivarius by extracting what ever he wanted from these useless idiots by rattling his nuclear saber anytime he needed anything knowing he would receive what ever he wanted in exchange for a fake promise to be a good little boy. Giving spoiled brats what they demand instead of a slap across the face when they are throwing a tantrum might make sense to the liberal mind but it makes the world a much more dangerous place and this spoiled brat's son will now in all likelihood continue in like manner and hopefully manage to luck out like his father and avoid war but this could be a dangerous time until we determine the level of psychosis we are now dealing with. clarlarc

They Should Have Got Better Advice

Joe (AKA The Idiot) Biden claims he called Jon Corzine right after he and Obama took office and asked him for financial advice. As the CEO of MF Global, Corzine managed to bankrupt this 230 year old company in 18 months. Adding insult to injury, $1.2 Billion is missing and Corzine (the man in charge of the company) has no idea where the money is. Perhaps part of the reason Biden & Obama have wrecked the economy is they have relied on the advice of those who know little else but how to fail. clarlarc

Friday, December 9, 2011

A Mindless Witch Hunt

Nancy Pelosi and three other useless idiots met in an undisclosed location for a year in a political witch hunt attempting to destroy the Newt with no success lending one to conclude three things; 1- Her willingness to waste taxpayer dollars is excessively dangerous, 2-The term "witch hunt" is accurate when conducted by a witch, 3-The only thing in an undisclosed location is Nancy Pelosi's mind. clarlarc

First The Bad News

The bad news, Newt won't get the Pelosi endorsement. The good news, Newt won't get the Pelosi endorsement. clarlarc

The Impossible Liberal Dream

The Wright brothers flew their first plane in 1903, man landed on the moon in 1969. In a span of only 66 years air and space travel went from practically nothing to achievements beyond imagination. The automobile morphed in similar fashion from stone age technology to the incredible machines we move about in today. Science, technology and medical achievements that seemed impossible became reality during the same time period known as the 20th century. The problem with doing things that are almost impossible is that it causes the idiots among us to think we can do the impossible and our incredible success compressed into such a small time frame has inspired the liberal elements of our society, to launch a disastrous campaign of a forced fairy tail energy and technology behavior that history will show caused a century's worth of mankind advancement to come to a screeching halt until that worthless element was finally ignored and regarded as stupid. clarlarc

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Let Advertisers Pay Our Taxes

The recent news story about the guy marketing ATM machines that waive your transaction fee if you watch an advertisement is a nice idea. If we could do something similar in regards to paying taxes, such as watching paid advertisements instead of paying taxes, now that would be really nice. clarlarc

Fried Spam Would Be A Nice Improvement

Conservatives seem to be eyeing the republican presidential contenders with the same enthusiasm one would display being served a meal of fried spam and lima beans when what they really want is prime rib. Last presidential election most voters thought they were getting prime rib but realized it was rotten after getting a taste of it and will hopefully choose the fried spam next time. It might not taste that good but at least one can survive on it. clarlarc

The Only Good Option

Libertarianism would be ideal except that people are stupid, tyranny would be ideal except that kings and dictators are people who as previously stated are stupid. Hence the representative republic, a system of governance that though imperfect is man's best option to have as much liberty as his character deserves as dictated by a state under the authority of its people. clarlarc

Thursday, November 17, 2011

They Just Need Better Motivation

When the Super Committee marches out and tearfully proclaims they have failed we should publicly execute them by firing squad then choose another group to form a second super committee that I predict will not fail. clarlarc.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Extremists Are More Important To The Liberal Than You Are

After spending billions for oil exploration in the Arctic Ocean in Alaska, Shell was told today by the EPA "Forget It." They did not take into account green house emissions from their ice breaker of all things. This comes on the heels of Obama sidelining the Keystone pipeline deal until after the next presidential election. Catering to the interests of environmental extremists at the expense of countless thousands of jobs, national security and lower and more reliable sources of energy might be seen as a good idea to the liberal politician but those who live in the real world are appalled at this blatant disregard for doing what's best for your fellow man. clarlarc

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Thw War Against Iraq Was Not A Mistake

Going To War With Iraq Was Not A Mistake. I am tired of hearing this non-sense spewed constantly from the leftist elite who are being portrayed as correct in this assessment when they have been wrong every time in recent memory regarding national security matters. We would still be fighting the cold war had they had their way during the Reagan years such is the degree of their defective way of thinking. The opinion of someone who is always wrong is of little value. I have said I would not have launched a ground war but bombed Iraq into submission, but that is an opinion and everyone does things differently. I have no way to know if my method would have worked better or not and do not pretend otherwise. The point is, did the president have to act, and my contention is yes. Remember, shortly after 9-1-1 every intelligence agency in the world, our own intelligence organizations and the former administration's intelligence operatives told the president that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and a desire to use them against us and these weapons could and probably would be easily handed off to terrorists and kill millions of American citizens. Imagine any US President being told of such a threat and not acting. Taking this threat out was essential, you could make an argument as far as the method goes, but not the central point. The liberals should be asked why they would not take out such a glaring eminent threat, conservatives being asked why they did is a sad commentary of how stupid we have become. By the way, no soldier died in vain as is the conclusion liberals expect us to draw from their argument of a war that should not have been waged. It had to be done otherwise hundreds of thousands or millions of American lives could have easily been wiped out from weapons of mass destruction in the hands of a mad man that intended to use them. And the argument he did not have them at the moment might comfort the liberal but the fact that he had everything in place to quickly produce anything he wanted is in the view of those living in the real world a distinction without a difference. clarlarc

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Smoking Causes Hysteria

Herman Cain's chief of staff, Mark Block, puts out a viral campaign video singing Cain's praises while smoking a cigarette and the news media is dumbfounded wondering about the implications or what it means. What kind of idiots have we become that someone smoking a cigarette can cause imaginations to run wild with speculation over the consequences of displaying normal human behavior. I would not be surprised if Block knew exactly what the reaction to this video would be and planned it this way. clarlarc

Monday, October 24, 2011

Stop Being Stupid If You Don't Like Being Called Stupid

If Fox News would stop reporting everything Obama & the democrats come up with as stupid they would fit in much better with most other news organizations. What would really help would be if Obama and democrats would actually do something that was not stupid. clarlarc

Saturday, October 22, 2011

What The Heck?

Looks like Gaddafi's body is now on display in the freezer at the Tripoli Piggly Wiggly. Could you imagine going to the store to buy the week's groceries and seeing a frozen dictator with a bullet hole in the head laid out next to the fish sticks? clarlarc

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Let's Give Them What They Want

Maybe we should give in to the Wall Street protesters demands to spread the wealth around but in the "teach a man to fish" spirit. To give them their share of the wealth we should send a rich person down there to teach them how he got rich, which would go something like; Get A Job (no, make that two or three jobs), stop spending money on things you want and most things you need, get out of debt, stop taking vacations, save every penny you make for 20 or more likely 40 years working 60 to 80 hours per week. After 40 years you should be rich, if not, then you can go protest, it won't work then either but by that point in your life you should know how to clean up after yourselves. clarlarc

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Please Don't Ask For A Tax Increase

Obama was asked by some clueless rich person at a town hall meeting the other day if he would "please raise his taxes." This is not surprising as these events are packed with like-minded democrats and democrats always want to raise taxes, it's rare, however, to find one who wants to pay them himself. Since this man is clueless and does not realize that neither he, nor any other rich person, pays any taxes but sell things to others and recover their costs, including taxes, as part of their selling price I would tell this man that those of us in the real world have found everything the rich are selling these days costs too much now and a tax increase on you means even higher prices so if you really want to help us please ask the president for a tax cut next time. clarlarc

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Pay Them Now and Pay Them Later

A recent post at The Daily Caller calls attention to the sad fact that basic economics and efficiency is not the government's strong point. It is hard to believe the government would waste such a massive sum of money yearly to pay dead federal employees salaries but on the other hand when they are alive they do silly things such as paying the dead so our money is wasted whether we pay their salaries in this life or the next one. clarlarc

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Get Rid Of The Tax Code

What is the Matrix? In the movie it was the artificial world created by the machines so their parasitic existence would go unnoticed by their human hosts. In our real world a similar control mechanism has been created by a parasitic bureaucracy to control us not by computer code but by a Tax Code. The Tax Code was devised by bureaucrats as a way to control us and empower themselves. With the ability to write into law ways to take our money as well as granting approval of accepted behavior man may exercise to reduce his liability bureaucrats manipulate our behavior. The tax code also allows bureaucrats to extract favors from man in the form of money or continued support from those who choose to lobby for some tax advantage and if they give the bureaucrat what he wants they get what they want. Adopting the National Sales Tax to replace all other taxes would give man the freedom he deserves but you can be sure bureaucrats will never let that happen. The Tax Code is an extreme evil on mankind but to the bureaucrat it is their favorite drug. clarlarc

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

What Happened To Separation of Church and State?

When liberals take away from the church the job of charity and judge of good and bad and transfer it to themselves they have essentially become the "new church" and quickly forget the reason separation of church and state is such an important concept. clarlarc

More Usless Garbage

If Obama had any answers we would have heard them by now, his speech will just be another liberal wish list of failed socialist policies that seem good to the minds of the elite intellectual crowd that are like an infection to common sense. The simpletons among us will like his speech as well as they have become parasites dependent on the state for their every need and welcome anything said by their master. To the rest of us it will just be more garbage. clarlarc

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Sorry About That

I would like to apologize on behalf of the Tea Party. We should have realized that calling for a responsible government living within its means acting in compliance with the constitution would clearly be mistaken by some minorities as our way of saying we would like to hang them from trees. clarlarc

Friday, August 19, 2011

Gore Alert!

Inventor of the internet and well known masseuse groper Al Gore launched into a cussing fit to convince us skeptics of man made global warming that his "fake science" carbon offset extortion scam is still worth the investment. That should work great, I've always found cussing someone out is a sure way to get them to agree with you.  clarlarc

New Whipping Boy Found

President Cry Baby blaming the Tea Party for the S&P downgrade is one of the most pathetic attempts at avoiding personal responsibility we have seen but blaming Bush for all his failures was getting old, he needed a new whipping boy. clarlarc

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Look On The Bright Side

Those of us alive at this time will have the distinction of having lived during that sad time in American history when liberals self destructed in a spectacular spending orgy after shackling everyone with regulations, red tape and political correctness while demanding we worship their green pseudo-science dogma which I'm sure history will judge pathetic and record as one of the toughest things we ever did as a country to rid ourselves of this garbage.  clarlarc

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Make Government More Entertaining

We should require our congress and senate conduct their meetings like the British parliament where the other members shout obnoxious remarks at who ever is speaking. Also, they should be required to wear wigs like the founding fathers did. Finally, it would be nice to see them erupt into a chair throwing brawl like the South Korean parliament does. This would make government entertaining to watch and people would start paying attention.  clarlarc

Monday, June 27, 2011

Gore Update

Well known masseuse groper, inventor of the internet and global warming expert Al Gore is making news again calling for "population stabilization" to stop global warming and complaining that Obama has failed to lead on climate change. This will have the effect of helping Obama by making him look better when compared to someone who has lost function of his brain in addition to his hands at massage time. clarlarc

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Let's Hire A Real President Next Time

OK, last time we voted for a president based purely on skin color to prove skin color is no longer important to us. The fact that he was a socialist made him even better by letting us show our worldly sophistication. This time it might be a good idea to vote for the person most likely to dig us out of this debt and fix our problems regardless of skin color or sex.  clarlarc

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Government Can't Create Jobs

Remember, government does not create jobs, it transfers jobs. The government taxes those in the private sector with jobs then transfers the confiscated funds to those whose cause is found mutually advantageous that could not survive in an environment devoid of free money. When wealth is siphoned from one group to another fewer jobs can be supported in the group which finds itself on the suction side of the hose while those on the outlet thrive until the hose runs dry. The process always has a net effect of a substantial reduction of the total employment number. Unless the people control the siphon hose and ensure funds are only siphoned without waste for necessary things common sense dictates must be administered only by the state the state will always spend itself and everyone else out of existence.  clarlarc

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Capitalism Is Always Best

Despite the fact that socialism fails in spectacular fashion every time it's tried the die hard pinko/commie/hippies, much older now but no smarter, still cling to their utopian dream. Their excuse for its failure other places is that bad people were in charge but they ignore that bad people will always be in charge and the economic model that works best even with bad people in charge will always be capitalism. clarlarc

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

If The Dog Bites The Mailman Investigate The Cat

Liberals are all outraged over Peter King's congressional hearing into the threat of homegrown Islamic terrorism claiming we should be looking at every form of terrorism and not single out one particular group. Too bad they don't think this way when someone harms a liberal. At these times they blame only one group, conservatives, and no matter how many times they are proven wrong they continue to do so. clarlarc

Push For Liberty

Government is bad, always remember that. They do not know you, you are just a number to them. They have the power to kill or imprison you without consequence. When considering which person to vote for in any election always choose the one that hates, or comes closer to hating, government as possible. The citizen has to constantly push the state in the direction of Liberty because the state always pushes against it. clarlarc

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Palin Treatment Defines Liberals

Everything you need to know about liberals is demonstrated in their treatment of Sarah Palin. No sooner did McCain pick her for VP than a team of democrat lawyers and operatives descended on Alaska spending tons of money trying to dig up dirt on her and now the release of thousands of pages of her emails has sent them into a dirt digging orgy once again. They are pathetic, disgusting little people with no life outside government and have no compunction whatsoever wallowing in filth with those lowest of creatures who willingly trade their souls for personal gain. clarlarc

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Weiner's Wife Probably Getting Good Advice

Weiner's wife is traveling overseas with Hillary, the world renowned expert on sleazy, dirt bag, sex crazed, pervert husbands. She should be getting some good advice, like "Don't let a good scandal go to waste, make him promise to make you a senator if he wants you to stick with him." clarlarc

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Leave Weiner Alone

It is ridiculous to spend time or money investigating Weiner. There is so much sexual perversion found acceptable these days what he did seems mild in comparison. Sure he used government resources to pursue his personal perversions, but liberals do this all the time. They think they are entitled to such things and believe their job is to steal as much of our money as possible. Any time they spend not doing their job protects our freedom and saves us money so we should allow our congress people to have all the internet sex they want. clarlarc

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

They're Just Like Us

The Anthony Weiner fiasco aka "WeinerGate" has once again reminded us that government officials are not perfect, they are just like us with the minor exception; They take pictures of their penises and send them to others. clarlarc

Get Ready To Drown

Remember the story about the man drowning while the emergency responders stood by and watched? Pretend the man is you and the emergency responders are doctors and nurses and the whole fiasco is called Government Universal Health Care and then you realize exactly how you will be treated when the government gets involved. clarlarc
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Friday, June 3, 2011

My Dream Ticket

Here's my dream ticket. Sarah Palin and Herman Cain, president & vice president. They would have 100% of the conservative votes along with a large portion of the black & women votes. They could make Richard Simmons Health Czar & get the gay vote and Bill Clinton ambassador to France to get the feminists who prefer a womanizing liberal man. I think they would easily win with this strategy. clarlarc

Democrat's Destroy The Nation Tour Continues

The terrible job numbers out today suggest that voters made a terrible mis-calculation in the 2010 mid-term congressional elections by not giving the GOP control of the senate in addition to the house which would have at least allowed someone to apply a tourniquet to the money and jobs bleeding away as democrats continue their "destroy the nation" tour. clarlarc

Man Drowns, Responders Watch, So What?

Pretend the man is you and the emergency responders are doctors and nurses and the whole fiasco is called Government Universal Health Care and then you realize exactly how you will be treated when the government gets involved. clarlarc
NYDailyNews.com Story

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Our Party Crashing Poster Child

Like the drunken uncle that everyone wishes had stayed home at the family reunion, Donald Trump has crashed the Republican Party shooting his mouth off in all directions while giving the liberals and their willing allies in the news media their current version poster child represenative for conservatives. We should play the game their way and pick one of their drunken uncles as their poster child. Problem is, there are so many to choose from we would have a hard time deciding which one to use.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Maybe They Are Born That Way

Maybe liberals are born that way. How else could one explain those control freaks among us that are totally devoid of common sense and filled with a pure hatred for any who dare to think differently than they do while they devise a world that must expel any hint of the creator to be valid all the while replacing that creator based morality with their new creation based morality which requires the use of force to institute.  Until recently if you described this behavior to practically anyone they would have thought you were describing a psychosis you had read about in some psychiatric journal.  ClarLarc

Thursday, April 21, 2011

We Are Not Quitters

We are not a nation of quitters.  When something goes wrong we determine the cause of the problem, fix it, then go back to work.  There was an oil spill in the gulf, anyone else would determine the cause, fix it and get back to work but our president stops drilling and won't let anyone get back to work.  This solution makes no sense especially since the economic harm we inflict upon ourselves with this decision is more destructive than the spill itself.  This president's irrational paralisys to dealing with problems is very harmful to our prosperity and security and might be the way a quitter does things, but we are not quitters. ClarLarc

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Pelosi, Stuck On Stupid

House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, has demonstrated once again why she is a top contender for "King Of Stupid" in her latest rant against fiscal responsibility.  If she does not even read her own bills how can she expect us to believe she has read the Republican's bill? ClarLarc - Related article at Reason Online

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

A Victory for the Laffer Curve - by Dan Mitchell

A Victory for The Laffer Curve, a Defeat for England's Economy by Dan Mitchell at International Liberty is a very informative & timely article - click here to read.

The Got Their Mojo Back

It looks like the Tea Party has become the testicles of the Republican Party which has been acting as if they had none for some time - clarlarc.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Someone Should Say Something

Someone needs to tell the president we are broke. He does not seem to realize this. With his background of living at home, partaking of various drugs, going to college, community organizing & becoming a politician I realize he never learned where money comes from but one would assume even the most clueless spender among us realize when the piggy bank is empty.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Say It Ain't So

If Liberals truly believe Conservative rhetoric can cause the mentally ill to act out violently against Liberals then consider what this means, the Liberals have far more, quantity and degree, outlets dedicated to verbally assault conservatives. than conservatives do. If they believe unkind words inspires murder then they are clearly trying to kill us.  clarlarc

Tell Us What You Really Think

Why don't liberals just come out and say they believe the conservatives opposition to their defective socialist agenda pushed the psychopath in Arizona over the edge therefore we should shut-up and allow their agenda to proceed unopposed lest another nut is provoked by our words.  clarlarc

Politics and Morality

Politics is the art of character assassination, self-promotion and agenda acquisition. It is an ugly business. There is no other human endea...