Fried Spam Would Be A Nice Improvement

Conservatives seem to be eyeing the republican presidential contenders with the same enthusiasm one would display being served a meal of fried spam and lima beans when what they really want is prime rib. Last presidential election most voters thought they were getting prime rib but realized it was rotten after getting a taste of it and will hopefully choose the fried spam next time. It might not taste that good but at least one can survive on it. clarlarc