Our Party Crashing Poster Child

Like the drunken uncle that everyone wishes had stayed home at the family reunion, Donald Trump has crashed the Republican Party shooting his mouth off in all directions while giving the liberals and their willing allies in the news media their current version poster child represenative for conservatives. We should play the game their way and pick one of their drunken uncles as their poster child. Problem is, there are so many to choose from we would have a hard time deciding which one to use.