No Jailhouse Rock For Elvis Impersonator

Looks like that Elvis impersonator was turned loose and charges dropped because, whoops, he's totally innocent. How anyone in federal law enforcement makes such a mistake, or how anyone thinks an Elvis impersonator has the ability to produce, handle and distribute some dangerous toxin without killing himself is a mystery. Imagine a man who could not be filmed from the waist down due to his explicit hip gyrations with one leg flopping uncontrollably in every direction while one arm swings around in a big circle with a face contorted into a sneer as sweat pours profusely from his forehead into his eyes working in his lab attempting the delicate task of refining some toxic poison. It could not be done. The feds should have realized this and went after, I don't know, anyone but an Elvis impersonator. cjpost