The Useless People Awards

I guess they had the academy awards last night, an unwatchable freak show of the most useless elements of society patting each other on the back for various incredible contributions to mankind. Actors seem clueless to the fact that normal human beings have noticed their only useful contribution to their fellow man is to entertain and provide clear example of how to not live one's life by virtue of their adulterous, drug abusing, drunken serial marriage behavior yielding the most miserable life possible. They are clearly useful in determining which politicians to not vote for as depravity attracts depravity and if they are for someone it is a safe bet the best choice for us is the one they are against. They are totally oblivious to the fact that their wishes, should they come true, would spell their doom. They accumulate and spend vast sums of wealth while supporting those that profess a doctrine that would not allow for it and support religious and political dogma from around the world that views what they do as totally unacceptable and would put a quick end to it while amazingly hating they own country and the system that makes their lifestyle possible. There is no other profession that one could think of that is more useless and clueless with the possible exception of the politician.