Politicians To The Rescue!

You can be sure the "Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste" super team of useless public servants and the mesmerizing "President Dark Avenger" will not let this current tragedy go by without once again assembling the super team of unlikely super heroes whose entire public service careers combined has yielded not one thing the little people they defend want. So, they will once again convene in their secret lair known as the twin-fortress of futility and emerge after many days of intense fighting among themselves with the latest answer to all our problems. Yes, there are currently 20,000 gun laws on the books, and they, the mighty defenders of politically defined right, the amazing fixers of the unfixable and without whom, common man could not possibly survive, will give us law number 20,001 and proclaim they defeated the problem and once again saved us from ourselves. cjpost