Is This The News or Jersey Shore?

Well it has finally happened. The news stories regarding the antics of our public servants have become indistinguishable from that of our precious celebrities whose sexual escapades would make an alley cat blush. One can now watch any cable news station, switch the channel to any average prime time/slut time entertainment programming and jump seamlessly from the perverts in the real world to those in fantasy land making it hard at times to know if you're watching the news or a new TV show. I mean really, the CIA director making out with some babe who is caught because she sent threatening emails to another babe trying to move in on her man while the FBI man investigating the case sends shirtless photos of himself to the second babe that is also making a move on another general in addition to the one she has been warned to stay away from. You could not make this stuff up. cjpost