You Call This Calmed Waters?

As the worst hurricane ever recorded along our northeast coastline wreaks its havoc, I can't help but wonder if the guy who claimed he was going to calm the oceans and heal the planet just didn't realize how bad Bush had destroyed the environment. I wonder if Clinton consoled him and said even he could not have prevented this disaster because republicans had made nature far angrier than we had imagined. I assume he thinks if only he had taken much more of our money he could have fixed the problem. Much like the anemic economy that he pumped untold billions of borrowed dollars into, hoping for change, only to see things get much worse and concluding he should have spent much, much more he probably now realizes he should have spent much more to calm the oceans. cjpost

UN To Make Sure USA Elections Are Fair

Hey! The dictators of the world, well known for hacking their opposition to pieces (literally) to win their elections will now oversee our elections. Yes, makes perfect sense. That's right, United Nations expert observers will be on the ground making sure we Americans have a fair election. That should be interesting as fair elections is something they know nothing about. cjpost

Republicans Hate Cars!

Since far too many Americans do not understand the advantage of allowing a bankrupt company to go through a managed bankruptcy so it becomes a stronger company vs ensuring they remain a weak company by throwing a huge wad of cash in their front door every time they experience financial problems they will continue to believe Obama saved our precious auto industry while Romney wanted to kill it for some unknown reason. The democrats who have waged war against the internal combustion engine claiming it alone is the greatest threat to mankind would have you believe they are the ones who saved it. In order to follow the logic of the democrat mind one has to contort and twist one's mind until it's blood flow has been cut off. cjpost

Zombie Joe

It Is Romney's Fault Obama Can't Win A Debate!

You will have to excuse me if I don't jump an your media sponsored band wagon called "Romney is a liar." I might take your claims seriously if you had not, ever since I can remember, acted like a shameless lie whore providing cheap lies, most of which were not lies, to those clueless enough to believe them. "Bush Lied, People Died" that's what you lie whores told us, only that was so demonstrable a lie on your part with proof scattered around everywhere as to the assessments of every intelligence agency on the planet including your own that were convinced Saddam had WMD's. Bush did not lie, every expert told him this was so, you told him it was so, many still believe it was so. It should come as no surprise to you that I don't believe you now. It was you who changed the meaning of the word lie, not me. You see, when you shoot yourself in the foot, repeatedly, and to the extent that you have become what you claim should be abhorred you realize why I am skeptical as to your claims. You blame your pathetic performance on the idea that you lost because the other guy lied despite the fact that you have become seen exactly like the little boy who cried wolf. You have claimed lies when there are no lies so often, no one believes you. Another thing that hurts your case is your man is a liar, not just a liar, he is like the king of liars. Just google "Obama Lies" and you get 13 million references! There is just over 1 million for Bush, 3 million for Clinton and a meager 213,000 for McCain. So, basically if you have not been concerned with lying from your guy, who lies more than all the other liars combined, the claim that one has no right to act in the same manner as you do seems like a pathetic way make the claim that Obama's loss was Romney's fault. He was just acting in the manner you showed us you approve of by your love of your man, the king of liars. But I guess it's not that surprising when one considers that even now, 4 years into your term, that your failures are still Bush's fault and now your man's ability to win debates is Romney's fault.

He Lost Big Time

I almost felt sorry for Obama in the presidential debate. He looked like a little kid with no clue how things worked while Romney politely schooled him on the facts. The Obama fairy tale world where all things are free and not-working is the key to success was shattered and exposed as the lie it is. Obama looked exactly like Nixon in the Nixon-Kennedy Debate where Nixon looked terrible but Kennedy looked great. The similarity was striking. But unlike that debate where the people listening to it on the radio thought Nixon won while those watching it believed Kennedy had, no one listening or hearing this debate believed Obama had done anything other than lose, big time. cjpost

Is This Government or Stand Up Comedy?

Now there's a video out showing Obama speaking to some audience of black people in Louisiana about how they received sub-standard treatment after the great hurricane compared to what white people get after some similar disaster. He used some weird Cajun southern, black preacher accent and inflections sounding kind of like a less retarded Jesse Jackson but not pulling it off because he could not quite sound like his tongue had just been stung numerous times by a swarm of bees. It was hilarious, everyone should listen to it. Then, on the same day, Joe (the idiot) Biden told a group at some campaign rally that the middle class had been "Buried" the last four years. I guess he forgot who was in charge the last four years. Biden makes so many gaffs that he is totally immune from any side effects by now. He is totally ignored by the press and everyone else except by us conservatives who find his antics so comical we can not get enough, and he keeps giving. These two would have a great future in show business as the next Abbot and Costello or Laurel and Hardy if they ever lose their day jobs. cjpost

Hey, Here's An Idea

I got to thinking, if the 47% who always vote for the democrats because they like free stuff from the government would stop voting for the democrats then the republicans would stop saying that 47% of the people always vote for the democrats because they like free stuff from the government and then the 47% of the people who always vote for the democrats because they like free stuff from the government would have nothing to be angry about. cjpost